Funny Nurse Graduation Card

Congrats on Graduating (But You’re Still Not a Doctor): The Card That Keeps It Real and Hilarious

Celebrate your favorite health care hero’s big day with a graduation card that’s equal parts adorable and brutally honest. Whether they’re becoming a nurse, therapist, tech, or any other essential (non-doctor) title, this card delivers the perfect dose of humor. It’s a playful way to say “I’m proud of you… but let’s not get carried away.”

• A2 Size (4.25" x 5.5") – Compact and cute with just the right amount of space to include your own heartfelt (or hilarious) message inside.
• Blank Inside for a Personal Touch – Leave room for your own words of encouragement, inside jokes, or graduation wisdom that only you can give.
• Includes Brown Kraft Envelope – Comes ready to gift with a natural, rustic-style envelope that adds a handcrafted vibe to your thoughtful gesture.
• Professionally Printed Design – Clean, crisp print ensures your joke lands with the right amount of sass and charm.
• Perfect Balance of Sweet + Sarcastic – Designed for graduates with a sense of humor and loved ones who keep it real.

Perfect For:
This card is ideal for parents, siblings, or friends who want to celebrate their grad’s major accomplishment with a wink and a smile. Whether they’re finishing nursing school, pharmacy tech training, or another non-MD healthcare program, this card adds the perfect touch of humor to a graduation gift or party card table.