Funny Anniversary Card

Celebrate your favorite person and your mutual escape from awkward small talk with this hilarious anniversary card. Our “I Don’t Know What I Love More...” card is a relatable and cheeky way to toast your relationship — because nothing says true love like being permanently off the dating market.

• A2 size (4.25” x 5.5”) — the perfect size to make an impression without overdoing it
• Comes with a brown kraft envelope — rustic, simple, and ready to gift
• Blank inside for your message — write something sweet, sarcastic, or steamy
• Features hand-drawn champagne toast art — charming and celebration-ready
• Printed on thick, premium cardstock — durable and feels great in hand

This card is made for couples who value laughter as much as love. Ideal for wedding anniversaries, dating milestones, or just to say “thank God it’s you”, this card is perfect for anyone who knows that real love means never having to swipe right again.