Funny Wedding Card

Congratulations on Getting... Married: The Perfect Wedding Card for the Funniest Guest at the Party

Add a hilarious twist to your heartfelt wishes with this cheeky wedding card that says what everyone’s really thinking. With a bold strike through "trapped" and a clean finish with "married," this card perfectly balances sarcasm and celebration. Whether you're heading to the ceremony, the afterparty, or brunch the next day, this card is your go-to for laughs that last longer than the open bar.

• A2 Size Perfection (4.25" x 5.5") – Compact enough to slip into a gift bag or bouquet, yet spacious enough to pack a punch with your message (or your best inside joke).
• Blank Inside for Maximum Mischief – Write your own roast, toast, or well wishes. Personalize it with an anecdote only you and the couple will understand.
• Comes with a Rustic Kraft Envelope – A natural brown envelope gives it that handmade, Pinterest-worthy finish without lifting a finger.
• Crisp, High-Quality Print – Professionally printed for a clean, modern look that makes the joke land perfectly every time.
• Made for the Bold & the Witty – Designed for those who love humor as much as they love the happy couple.

Perfect For:
This card is made for the best friend, close sibling, or sarcastic cousin who always brings the laughs. Ideal for weddings, reception parties, or to toss in a honeymoon gift, it’s the ultimate conversation starter for newlyweds who can take a joke. Whether you’re team bride or team groom, this card proves your gift isn’t just thoughtful — it’s unforgettable.