Funny Engagement Card

Another One Bites the Dust... I Mean, Congratulations! – A Hilariously Honest Engagement Card

Not everyone expresses love with sappy poems and glitter hearts. For the besties who roast as hard as they celebrate, this sarcastic engagement card is the perfect way to say “congrats” with just the right amount of shade. With a bold red ring box and the iconic phrase “Another One Bites the Dust” followed by a cheeky “I meant… congratulations,” this card is guaranteed to make your message unforgettable.

• A2 Size (4.25" x 5.5") – Just the right size to slide into a gift bag, bouquet, or hand over with a knowing smirk.
• Blank Inside for a Personal Roast (or Toast) – Add your own inside joke, heartfelt message, or both—your way.
• Includes Kraft Brown Envelope – Comes with a rustic, eco-friendly envelope that adds a warm, handmade feel.
• Professional-Quality Print – Crisp, clean, and bold colors that pop—because funny deserves to look good too.
• Laughter-First Design – Created for those who prefer sarcasm over sentiment but still want to show they care (kind of).

Perfect For:
This card is made for the best friend, sister, brother, or cousin who never misses a chance to tease with love. Whether you're headed to the engagement party, the bridal shower, or want to slip it into a wedding gift, it’s the perfect way to keep things light while still saying “I’m happy for you… mostly.”